ReadTheFuckin'Manual!

It’s your decision = “The correct decision should be obvious by now.”
Do what you want = “You’ll pay for this later.”
We need to talk = “I need to complain.”
We need = “I want”
I’m not upset = “Of course I’m upset, you moron!”
You’re so manly = “You need a shave and you sweat a lot.”
This kitchen is so inconvenient = “I want a new house.”
Hang the picture there = “NO, I mean hang it there!”
I heard a noise = “I noticed you were almost asleep.”
Do you love me? = “I’m going to ask for something expensive.”
How much do you love me? = “I did something today you’re really not going to like.”
I’ll be ready in a minute = “Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.”
What’s wrong? Nothing = “Everything.”

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